IRONhead

My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said

 I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.

Danny Boy

From the moment I picked up your book until I 
laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter.
 Some day I intend reading it.

If you want to save face, keep the lower half shut.

Patterns

most people thunk,

 think that the dislike button

 is the download button.

Save your money... God told me I'm going to win.

 (Advice to customers at a lotto ticket booth.)

X&Y - Ynot

It's the good girls who keep diaries;

 the bad girls never have the time.

When you combine ignorance and leverage,

 you get some pretty interesting results.

Where-O-open today

Diplomacy is the art of saying

 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.

JUNGian-Zlip

I played a great horse yesterday! It took seven horses to beat him.

WEB-Dreams

Writing=Symbols

No dot com..[anymore] . for a price

 you can have. after the dot-anythang goes

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.

Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level.

THEbulls

Pavlos Lismo
Movie[book]...1984 people always looking at screens, they where everywhere:
2011-jun-19; people everywhere locked-in to screens, the machine is everwhere;
if u look at the progress of the new-robotic warfares- u are OBsolete...

new verkins

For you to be successful, sacrifices must be made.

 It's better that they are made by others but failing that,

 you'll have to make them yourself.

Jass

Pavlos Lismo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1evxMA7yYw&feature=relmfu

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Sand_Mandala_-1.jpg

Storm that rolled through here yesterdag

Ancient Theme

The real threat to whales is whaling, 

which has endangered many whale species.

When I was a kid, my grandmother convinced me that brown eggs were tastier. Now I just wonder what route they took through the hen.

I don't like when I go in a store and they call me "Boss." "Hey boss, can I help you, boss?" When they call me boss, I go, "I got some bad news... I'm gonna have to let you go, but first bring me the earnings from the register for today. I'll give you severance, and give me the rest."